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Another leg of brutal-smacking gig brought to us by Death March Productions. Literally! Someone got smacked right on the face!

Death March as most of us know is infamously known and associated with Bataan. Same venue as the last time, this sixth (if I'm not mistaken) leg was held in Gloria's Resto Bar in Dinalupihan Bataan. This time, more bands from Manila were invited to take part in this event.

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Writers, artists unite for Guimaras.

Check out www.saveguimaras. wordpress. com
for announcements. Feel free to post thoughts. Copy of
the petition to save guimaras is also available.

The international community is ignoring the Guimaras
tragedy. CNN and BBC only covered it for five days, a
short attention span for something as tragic as this.
40,000 individuals are affected and it would take
years for Guimaras to recuperate. Therefore, like
indie cinema, we also have to go UNDERGROUND, and use
online tools/digital tools to campaign for awareness.

1. Write articles, post entries in your blogs about
Guimaras. (Share it with us at
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2. Write to editors of news portals like CNN and BBC,
International Herald Tribune etc. The editors now have
their own blog pages. We will provide all these
addresses in the future.

3. Filmmakers = create your own videos, post them at
youtube.com and let us know so we can post them at our
blog. Photographers, create your album of fotos at
flickr and send us the url/rss feed.

4. Submit a statement from your group, include photos
that says, Save Guimaras.

5. Sign the Petition.


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Ok pare, was really uber bored kanina so I decided to watch
Superman Returns at Glorietta 4. I texted Claude and Jeff but it seemed
the two were out na naman. So I called na lang the girl Claude
introduced to me at Max Brenner, a couple of weeks ago. We traded number
kasi
before. Actually, she asked for my number pare. See pare, I'm that hot!
Kaya girls are all making kulit to my friends for my number. Her looks
is kinda ok naman. The 'pwede na' type. The only problem lang pare is
her height. She's like an arm rest lang kasi pare. Pero I'm cool naman
with it so ok na.

She replied after five rings with "Who's this?". I was tahimik lang on
the other side. Shit talaga pare! Major turnoff talaga! So I made putol
na lang the line. I hate kasi burara girls. Obviously she lost the card
I gave her at Max Brenner. Sayang talaga pare. I gave her a chance pa
naman to be with me and she blew it pa. She's bobo kasi.

Good thing my mom was out kanina so I got the chance to drive for
myself without Hilariously Stoopid messing with my aura.

So yun na nga diba? I was like riding on air with my uber bilis driving
and it only took me 5 minutes (which would normally take 30 minutes
with Hilariously Stoopid driving) from our house to Glorietta. Can't wait
na nga for Drag Racing Pinoy to reopen their site kasi I think I belong
to that group. I can even do the drift na nga pare while driving pababa
at Rufino towers. Eh Rufino is notorious pa naman for having the
narrowest parking pababa and paakyat ng floors. Yeah pare, I'm that galing
talaga at driving so there's no point na talaga in hiring stupid natives
as my driver pa.

I got the last full show at cinema 2 (11 PM)... kasi all the earlier
show time were all sold out na pare. So I made tambay na lang at Starbs
while enjoying a cup of chino. I made no pansin na lang at the all the
loser-poser orcs making lipana around the cinema floor. I made it clear
that my seat is far from the masa-crowded timezone which is full of
baho natives that time... probably waiting for Superman din. I focused na
lang my attention to my cup of chino for the solid caffeine rush. Dami
kasing attention-getters sa crowd and they are irritating my aura. Good
thing bilis lang mag fly ng oras kanina...

After the movie, I was like really disappointed talaga pare because of
the uber daming flaws. I mean, Superman Returns is the year's most
stupid movie made for stupid people and I am the one tasked to figure that
out. Really disturbing talaga pare...

1. Diba pare, Superman and Lex Luthor were of the same age lang? Diba
nga friends pa sila before they became enemies. How come sa movie, Lex
was portrayed as matanda na?

2. Correct me if I'm wrong pare pero I dont recall Superman and Lois
Lane having sex to produce a child which is hikain pa!

3. Up to now, sumasakit pa rin my brain thinking how come nobody still
can't figure out that Clark Kent is Superman provided all the people at
Daily Planet are fond of detective work since most of them are
journalists/reporters nga. Are they all that stupid talaga or may magic
powers
lang talaga the eyeglass of superman, rendering him incognito whenever
he wears it.

4. What's with the kulot na bangs pare? I mean its pretty obvious naman
na straight hair ni Clark sa movie tapos whenever he change into
Superman na, the kulot bangs suddenly appear.

5. Superman is gay. Just notice the leg position whenever he lift his
feet off the ground. Kadiri pare no?

6. Superman is laging handa pare. because he only needs to make hawi
lang his clothes to reveal his costume. I mean, super lambot ba his
costume for no one to notice it while at work. Specially the Superman boots

which he always wear under his black shoes (?)!. The layered getup must
be really init pare.

Now I know where the orcs got their style in layered clothing. Kaya
naman I'll bet an arm and a leg that Superman has BO pare.

7. There was an incident sa movie pa where Lois Lane was slammed on the
head by the vault's door which was made entirely out of steel. She fell
pa nga unconcious sa tubig. The question is, how come she suffered no
bukol? Not even minor bleeding pare. Eh it was like very lakas kaya ng
pagkaka-slam on her head. Probably she's hard core pare. Internal
hemorrhage in the head. Big time!

8. After an earthquake, there should be a big tidal wave. That was
missing pare. I anticipated pa naman that part.

Dami pa sana pare.. pero I really have to hit the sack now. It's
morning na pala. Basta, I'm giving the movie -10 out of 10 because it
sucked... as in major!

Later pare.

JULY 22, 2006 (Saturday)

M. A. D. presents:

Bitches & Whores Fest. VII
"Make Love Not War"

† Bands:
*Whorelocke
*Saydie
*Massacridia
*Kronos
*Wicca
*Eida
*Oremus
&more...

† Venue:
Mayric's Espana (in front of UST)

July 22, 2006 - 9pm


† Fee:
php100 inclusive of 1 free beer

php50 for pulp id holders